Saturday, February 05, 2005

Avoidance of pain

I have herewith and henceforth decided to open all beer bottles with a bottle opener, rather than shredding the inside of my fingers in a desparate and ultimately futile attempt to remove the &$^#*$% screwtops (undoubtedly affixed by an overzealous capping machine, no doubt working off its unexpressed anxiety at the sudden popularity of draft microbrews).

And, in case you were interested, my Google toolbar has successfully blocked 701 annoying pop-up ads. I do SO love technology.